EBOOK or KINDLE (Revelry Taint #1) Author Carmen Jenner

2 Disappointing StarsWorking at Harbour Records was supposed to be Ali s first step in turning her life around She s down on her luck living out of her car and now has to deal with a rock star used to getting everything that he wants And what Cooper wants is Ali After she literally falls at his feet when she meets him Ali is giving an ultimatum Either tour with Taint or be unemployed once again The book started off good and I was really interested in finding out about Cooper But then nothing happened He met Ali made her his new PA she followed around the band and witnessed their drugging and whoring ways and that was about it for the first half of the bookDespite not eeping my interest for long it was still an okay story for the first half I still had an insane need to get of Coopers history and Ali was actually What Am I Doing with My Life?: And other late night internet searches answered by the great philosophers kind of funny Do I own your pussy Ali CatFuck no I don t even own that pussy That bitch needs a fucking leash Then the second half of the book happened and it seemed like a completely different story It took a really weird direction that I wasn t expecting at all nor did I understand it Be prepared for this rant Ali gets upset that Cooper called her his exes name so she decided so be a complete fuckwit the rest of the night does some drugs sleeps with Levi and then the next morning actually tries to blame Levi for it and say he took advantage of her Own up to it bitch This made me so mad I didn t understand it AT ALL and then they get into some weird threesome relationship I m all for threesomes don t get me wrong but this was just weird didn t seem real at all and there were no emotions in itThe second half of the book is what pushed this down from being a meh book to being a get this over with already book There was a lot of sex a lot of jealousy tons of drama and I was SO over it I never actually got the story about Coopers past Ali didn t do anything except have sex and then got mad after she found out view spoilerCooper was the one actually paying her wages Then blows it up and actually suggests that he and the record company conspired against her to boosts sales hide spoiler Younow this thing we all hate when it comes to books the insta love Well that happened to me with this book I Jimmy: The Terrorist knew when I first saw the cover and after I read the blurb that I was going to love Revelry I had this feeling the book would be for meAt the time I never read a book by Carmen Jenner But a few months ago I read Kick and to be honest I didn t enjoy it as much as I wanted Still it didn t deter the fact I wanted to put my hand on RevelryYou can imagine how I was when I saw I had received an ARC I m so pleased to have this opportunity to review the book At the end it was all I wanted and My first experience with Revelry was with teasers I received to share on my blog and I was stunned I didn t expect theind of teasers I ve seen it was a threesomeSo I re read the blurb just to check if there were some menage involved I didn t seem to find any mention of it But seriously that s ok In fact it s than ok TITLE RevelrySERIES Taint 1AUTHOR Carmen JennerGENRE Contemporary Romance New AdultRELEASE DATE May 25th 2015MY RATING Complimentary Copy Provided by the author in exchange for an Honest Review What happens on tour stays on tour Hang onto your panties ladies because Cooper Ryan is almost hereHe s hot He s arrogant He s Sexy Az Sin He s a manwhore He s a Rocker And He Ll Most and he ll most get those panties wetIn true Carmen fashion she brings the characters alive with her Aussie humour and that s what makes this author so uniue Zed and I grew up together Levi found is in highschool and Ash joined the band when we were eighteen and just out of high school COOPER My stomach muscles got a hard workoutI haven t laughed so much with one book in years I laugh humourlessly I m not having a baby It s just a bit of wax How much can it hurt Oh na ve Ali Your vagina is covered in wax Wax that is stuck to your skin and going to pull your pubic hair out by the roots She smiles It s gonna hurt like a motherfucker Now lie back and think of England No sooner does she say this than she grabs the corner of a strip of wax and rips it up The pain The searing pain that brings water to my eyes and pulls a scream from my throat MOTHERFUCKER Ali He pulls a pack of cigarettes from the inside of his jacket sticks one in his mouth and lights up Good God What is it about this man It s like he just oozes sex from his tense yet oddly cool posture the full lips pursing around his cigarette to those blue grey eyes that seem to read me entirely too well Everything about him makes me want to take my clothes off He s cunning and smart and I don t trust a man who can make me wet with a single smirk trust a man who can make me wet with a single smirk good can ever come of that There are so many laugh out loud panty wetting over the top scenes in this book who new that THREE hot rockers get off in a circle jerk and does this actually happen Because that would be something I would pay to see Hot damn This is where all THREE of these rock gods stood in a circle and jacked themselves off in cupsYep you read that right This is one crazy hot rocker tour bus ride We don t normally do that shit there were extenuating circumstances at play She tilts her head to the side Zed wanted to see whether Levi produced come than the rest of us You re serious Yeah I saybecause I thought that much was obvious What is wrong with. Cooper Ryan is living the dream Between the parties with rock royalty booze groupies and performing to crowds of thousands with his band Taint life seems pretty sweet There’s just one thing missing the feisty little red head that took his baby and ran off with his heart Throwing himself into music is the only thing eeping him sane Until a run in with a nonpluss. .

Revelry Taint #1

Carmen Jenner ↠ 2 Review

The one who might spend the rest of your life in a wheel chair because all your lady parts fall out when you stand up after having that monster of a thing inside youYou re really hurting his feelings now The story is told in alternating POVs from Cooper and Ali and it really allows to fall for these characters no matter what their faults or uirks may beThere s plenty of other things that happen aside from the romance between them but the romance was definitely the focus It never deviated from it and even though another man was involved it never took away from the main couple What it did do was add an absolutely sizzling touch to an already hot as fuck romance Did I mention there s some hawt MFM scenes Oh yes my pervy friends this book had it all The only reason I m not giving it a full 5 stars was because I wanted just a little bit from that ending It s definitely satisfying enough but I still wanted I guess I m just greedy like that I m not sure if their story will continue in the next book or Ali and Coop will just be featured in it but whatever it is I ll take it view spoilerThough I really hope that Levi will be next Because if I don t get my hands on his book soon I ll probably cut a bitch For reals I m that desperate hide spoiler OH MAN Revelry left me a bit underwhelmed There was just too much sex and too little story hereview spoilerWhat s the deal with that ridiculous circle jerk scene Or that waxing accident sceneJust UGHAnd don t get me started on the heroine She s such aIf it weren t for Cooper this would have been a DNF for me hide spoiler 4 Stars This was one hot book and I am definitely a new fan to this Aussie author Revelry is the first in a new series following the rock band TaintCooper Ryan was first introduced in Enjoy Your Stay when his girlfriend and baby mamma Holly left him heartbroken Don t worry though this is a complete standalone so it is not necessary to have read it priorFeeling rejected and bitter he is now a famous rockstar along with his childhood friends Levi Zed Ash Enjoying semi 375 STARS Two Rock starsone Girl COOPER ALI LEVI COOPER has been introduced in the previous series by this Author in SUGARTOWNHe is Hollys ex and the father of her babyShe left him heart broken when she chose another manALI is down on her luckno homeno moneybroken relationship and has just got her dream job working for Harbour RecordsLEVI band mate and long time friend of CooperThe story starts with the band Taint in a meeting with management when Ali enters the pictureCooper is instantly attracted to hernot least because of her similarity I received an ARC via Give Me Books in exchange for an honest review Thank you 35 75 stars Before any of you read or go into this do More scary stories for sleep-overs know that there is a love triangle and that there is MFM action in it Inow for some of you it s a hard limits of yours and normally for me as well but strangely I loved this one It didn t unnerve me deter me deter me all Cooper Ryan Hmm doesn t name ring a bellRemember Holly s ex and Pepper s rocker daddy from The Sugartown Series Yep this is him alrightAnd image error 3 35 StarsAlthough I didn t finish the author s prior series I do remember and liked the hot rock star Cooper Ryan This story had a promising start and I liked Ali Jones background her cat and her bitchy personality Cooper is crazy attracted to her and gets her to work with his band He s nursing a broken heart after the love of his life took his child and left for her own hea with someone else Their attraction and banter was exciting and I was ready for these two to get hot and heavy with one another Once Cooper brings Ali on tour with the group under false pretenses Ali being capable of being manager someday was SO far fetched to me no skills whatsoever the direction of the story slipped for me with over the top tour bus shenanigans druggings and threesome loving Cooper enters into a threesome relationship with Ali and Levi uinn his band mate who sports a 12 inch member whom a reader can t help but fall forHowever Cooper s reasons for bringing forth this threesome scenario are pretty transparent This here bringing Levi into this room with us is than just proving a point it transparent This here bringing Levi into this room with us is than just proving a point it I won t lose my fucking head I want her so fucking much my balls tighten every time she walks in the damn room but I want her on my terms I want her body I want to possess every single fucking thought that she has but I don t want to fall in love Ali has always had feelings for Cooper but eventfully starts to care for Levi Loving one just a bit or always meant to be comes into effect when the guys feelings and the paparazzi come into play things fall apart Now now boys there s enough of me to go around Was there though Or will their constant push and pull wear me too thin At some point all three of us will have to face the reality of what we re doing here The story is a standalone and I liked how the author ended it but wished there was some of the final couple actually being together I also had a hard time with the fact that once she was on tour with the group it never showed what she was actually doing for the band just that she was DOING the bandOverall this was for the most part an entertaining read that was steamy and brought the humor just on the relationship side I found it VERY lacking Truth be told though threesome storylines aren t my thing as one usually is hurt in the end. Tum Ali must decide if facing the horror of the unemployment line is a fate worse than going on the road with four rowdy rockers hell bent on making her life misery He’s adored by millionsShe’s not even loved by her catCan they ignore their hatred long enough to survive the tour from hell Or will their chemistry force everything to come crashing down around th. ,

You guys You didn t find that the slightest bit gayCarmen Jenner doesn t hold back when it comes to the panty wetting antics of Levi and Cooper in a threesome at the back of the tour bus Phew fans vagina that was fucking hot These boys are going to ill me and I couldn t care less Ali One week and I ll have you naked beneath me your legs wrapped around my hips as I drive into you and you sink your nails into my back one week Ali Cat and I ll be seated balls deep inside you and you ll be screaming my name as you come COOPER In some ways they both own pieces of my heart it s making them fit together that s the challengeALL GOOD THINGS COME IN THREES TORN BETWEEN TWO MEN This feisty little range is going to own my balls and store them in her handbag and I m going to let her because I was a fucking goner the second I saw her glaring up at me from the floor of the conference room COOPER 45 Stars I m losing my mind I m sinking drowning and on fire all at once I m split down the middle torn in half by two different men two different bodies pushing and pulling me in all directions breaking me down and then lifting me up again shoving me into the fire and soothing my scorching flesh with their isses that act as a balm I hope you re sitting down as you re reading this because what I m about to tell you will shock the hell out of you You ready IjustreadalovetriangleandIactuallylikedit Did you get that Because after all my blustering about never reading it I think I just died a little inside admitting it But holy shit leave it to Carmen Jenner to make me love it Somewhere right now my friends hell is surely freezing overI wish I could tell you I was shocked by the fact that it was this author that made it happen but considering just how much I love her writing it really isn t all that shocking Carmen s characters are anything but conventional Her heroines are sassy sharp witted potty mouthed little hellions And her heroes are to die for alphas with just that right touch of vulnerability She s not afraid to go outside the conventional lines with her stories She thinks outside the box and that s what makes me love her books as much as I do She ll go there Where most authors will shy away from certain scenarios she charges into these things like a bull and Heads of the Colored People knocks it out of the fucking park I love it But enough about my fangirling and lets get onto the review shall we This feisty little ranga is going to own my balls and store them in her handbag and I m going to let her because I was a fucking goner the second I saw her glaring up at me from the floor of that conference room I just have to hope like hell she doesn t realize it If you ve read Enjoy Your Stay then you ll remember Cooper Ryan the sexy rockstar that lost his girl and his child to man from his woman s past And if you haven t read it no worries because this book and series stands on its own Left broken hearted and jaded Cooper never wants to feel that way again He ll never let himself get that vulnerable again But when a sexy redhead literary comes stumbling into their meeting he seizes the opportunity to make her one of his contract demands He wants her as the band s PA even if she s glaring daggers at him at the mere mention of itAli Jones hasn t exactly had the best year Her boyfriend cheated on her with their stripper roommate She s lost her grams and is now living out of her car with her grandmother s cat that clearly hates her guts As much as she loves the industry and dreams of managing big names one day the last thing she wants is to get on a tour bus with the too cocky for his own good rockstar Even if he makes her nether regions go all aflutter You re one of those Alpha holes aren t you What the fuck is an Alpha hole Younow one of those bossy dicks Everything has to be my way and I ll blindside you with how fucking sexy I am so you won t see it coming when I slap you upside the head with my big cock and my bullshit about how I own your pussy and you belong to me and blah blah blah The banter in this book alone is worth 5 stars I was laughing like a loon the entire time reading this and couldn t stop Carmen Jenner really brought her A game with this series Holy shit It was hysterical There was a certain circle jerk incident then there was a certain waxing incident and through it all I was laughing so hard I had honest to gawd tears in my eyes Because Cooper is inebriated and I m not I need to back awayright after he gropes my boob I mean his hand is already under my shirt it would be rude not to let him In case you haven t caught on yet yes this book is a love triangle For a reader that avoids the mere mention of LT like a bad case of the clap believe me when I tell you that it was handled well Well enough that even this picky bitch loved it There was no leading the reader around by the nose about who she might pick There was no leading on of both men and wishy washy twatty heroines Hell no If AUTHORS WROTE LOVE TRIANGLES THIS WAY wrote love triangles this way d probably read them a whole lot As much as I loved Cooper Levi this way d probably read them a whole lot As much as I loved Cooper Levi rockstar with the giant cock heart of gold stole my heart just the same I simply couldn t get enough of him and his BOD What s BOD you ask Allow me to clarifyAll clear now Great Fuck Red I been wanting to bend over the sweet arse and fuck you for weeks nowI think your giant cock might break meIt s not gonna break youWell that s easy for you to say You re not. Ed package wielding PA throws everything off balance Ali Jones is having a craptastic life Her grandmother died leaving her homeless penniless and alone and her boyfriend left her for a tramp who takes her clothes off for money That’s why when she lands her dream job at a record company it seems like it’s too good to be true Because it isSlapped with an ultima.