[PDF/EBOOK] Ralph Pincus Occultist Extraordinaire The World of Ralph Pincus #1

Ralph Pincus Occultist Extraordinaire The World of Ralph Pincus #1If you are the kind of person who reads a whole book in one sitting I rarely do that myself and didn t do that here though I kinda wanted to you ll rip right through this one It comes with disclaimers and yeah it s got sex violence gore and some non conventional portrayals of Jesus but really it s all pretty darn funny and the "disclaimers seemed unnecessary to me or perhaps I m just hard to "seemed unnecessary to me or perhaps I m just hard to these days Once I grew accustomed to some jarring transitions I felt uite at home here really It s not uite a five star book but why uibble I m just ready for the next book which I suspect will be over uickly and the next book which I suspect will be over uickly and ll want book three and it s not out yet Dammit First off this is not the book you were xpecting Second it is an incredibly racey and The Art of Memoir enticing story that keeps you guessing all the way till thend I had a great time reading this book and would have read it in one sitting had I not been interrupted by sickness Ralph Pincus gets caught up in a strange tale he didn t realize would take him for the ride of this life Marcus writes as if he s sitting next to you telling you the story as he sees it The random facts and The Day Christ Was Born: The True Account of the First 24 Hours of Jesus's Life editor notes add a little spice and drama as you wonder what part of the imagination he s going to lead you next I recommend this book to anyone who wants an interesting andxtraordinary read I m onto the next book Wilbur The Gay Unicorn I m not great at reviews but here goesI won this book in a good reads contest and the warning letter I received from the author along with the book kind of made me put it up on the shelf for awhile but the letter also made my curiosity drive me completely insane I finally decided to grab it off the shelfand didn t regret one moment of it Automatically the book caught my attention there was a few parts in the book that made me laugh out loud If you don t have an open mind and a sense of humor THIS book is not for you it does contain graphic language and gets in to great detail about things that might offend someone I know a good book when I read one and this is one of themI f you can set aside and disregard some of the con. This is an alternate cover dition for ASIN B00KF6PVR6Christians you have a new savior Don't worry This one's Jewish too And his name is Ralph Pincus Ralph joins forces with an vangelical sorcerer and a vampire in order to save the world The reluctant trio must learn the truth before time runs out Ical creatures and supernatural situations But when I can t finish a book because I can t figure out the basic premise of the storyline why the main characters are doing what they re doing the relevance of any of itthis book is all over the place I gave up 75% of the way throughusually if I m this close to the nd I ll stick it out in the hope all will be xplained I hold no such hope for this one to say it is disjointed to the point of incomprehensible is the best I can offer No transitions No xposition We RE SUPPOSED TO READ THE CHAPTER supposed to read the "Chapter Per The Writer To " per the writer to understand the story progressionthey didn t help or make sense ither If you Integrity Restored: Helping Catholic Families Win the Battle Against Pornography enjoy being kept in the dark while the writer plays mind f k that only he understands and calls it a book this is the one for you I m personally pissed off that it wasted my time the most redeeming feature was it was free Shocking is an understatement this is borderline brilliant vulgar humorRALPH PINCUS OCCULTIST EXTRORDINARE is a fun adventure about the modern man that doesn t seem to meet the general standard set by society Ralph Abner Pincus is a grown man A self described Jew with a receding hairline and onexceptional uality he s the only Jewish person in a room It seems that Ralph has The Taste of Night (Signs of the Zodiac, exactly zero redeeming ualities in the beginning he s the type of man who might find himself reading a Nicholas Sparks novel while cutting the heads off of some little girl s Barbie dolls This changes when Ralph is faced with some difficult decisions should he collaborate with anvangelical sorcerer and a good vampire in order to make the world a better place During this unusual jaunt Ralph Pincus will become another Jewish Savior yet somehow this character is not as clich as the other guyThis book is uite funny it reuires an inappropriate sense of humor and major suspension of disbelief to get and major suspension of disbelief to get the story It seems Marcus Lambert is making a name for himself with this satirical look at the lifestyle of individuals with a deep sense of faith and his writing probably isn t for verybody The author s odd playful look at life is intriguing. Ll be answered as a Jewish guy saves ChristmasThis book includes both Book 1 The Introductions and Book 2 The King The Virgin and The Fool available separately as booksWarning This book contains sexually xplicit content and graphic language It is not intended to be read by anyone under the age of ,
Tent Ralph Pincus Occultist Extraordinaire is a book worth readingI njoyed reading this book and will be one that stays on my shelf to rereadI look forward to reading similar that stays on my shelf to rereadI look forward to reading similar written by Marcus Lambert Different and StrangeI didn t love this book but I didn t hate it The Road From Home: The Story Of An Armenian Girl either Probably the most different strange and out there book I vever read but definitely Exile and Pilgrim enjoyable Hilariously Warped TwistedIf you have a warped sense of humor and can laugh at the craziness of our world then this book is for you This author pokes fun at the most basic issues in our lives to poking at the various levels of our imaginations specifically our fantasy creations He does this with style and intelligence to create an interesting and well written book that will keep you laughingven while you are pondering what is going to happen next Although I do wish it had been longer so that he could have xpanded on some of the characters All in all a good read and a good laugh I kept finding myself thinking how high was the author when he wrote this lol Mature YAOk Couldn t really connect with characters Hard to follow Felt as though this book is part of a series and I m coming in on the 4th book of a series of 5 books Very immature moments Think middle school gross out humor that gets too gross and disgusting for ven that age group I don t understand who the author thought of as her target audience Way too many mature moments and words for YA too immature for adults This had to be one "of the strangest and weirdest books I have read and I liked it and found "the strangest and weirdest books I have read and I liked it and found to be a most fun and Hannah Montana: The Movie enjoyable reading ride Marcus Lambert definitely has what has to be called an unusual view of the world as us normal people see it Readers must know this book contains much graphic described violence and physical destruction all of which is necessary to the story It also contains a theme that might upset certain religious groups This is a voluntary review of an Advanced Reader Copy of this book from Hidden Gems WTFOk I can roll with some literary license and disregard forstablished formats I can roll with fantast. Hy does destiny's invitation sound like the garbled death rattle of a child murderer What is the secret shame of all good vampires What is a viable online revenue stream for zombie xploitation Why are all the sorrows of the world contained in the single tear of a gay unicornAll those uestions and wi. ,