E–pub/E–book [Captured by the Alien Savage Galactic Mating Season #1] ð Marina Maddix

Sister of My Heart gI don t know how this ended up in my kindle maybe because of Ice Planet Barbarian I mean I was almost used to Blue aliens but PinkPurple alien Anyways I started with it and it was so stupid it was hilarious For example I can t believe I moing to ask this but what s your name She pauses for a moment then bursts out laughing The sound is like the stars singing Oh my God I can t believe I let you blingablangga me and I don t even know your blogging nameIt was difficult imagine someone entirely pinkpurple to be sexyI mean I was imagining him like this But moving on I don t think this reuires much elaborated review because most of the story is covered in Blurb It was fun while it lasted the story is covered in Blurb It was fun while it lasted I m not sure whether I ll read next onebut maybe I ll Not sure but definitely entertaining You are my amavar my mate my heartsong My heart leaps into my mouth at his words I adore these kind of stories Aliens plus mating thing euals simple perfection especially when the hero oes all savage possessive caveman styleThis story was very enjoyable with sweet and funny dialogues the explicit scenes were the highlight in this and they were way too hot Diviak and Jasmine were very suited as a with they were way too hot Diviak and Jasmine were very suited as a couple with been one of the most controvert heroines I ve ever read Generally the plot evolved with fast pace and been a short novel didn t make any difference from long one because had all the perfect ingredients I can t wait to read the second book i m hooked up by the series I am a vast of emptiness of space with no sun to warm my face if you are not at my side I m feeling enerous so 3 starsThe premise is Rescuing Gus good but its written like a story a high schooler would write Lots of alien words forenitals etc And hey Diet Coke has to be Class of 92: Out of Our League good for something right I think the authors were just having too much fun writing this and not focusing on us the readers Not sure maybe they always write like this Umm that was different Totally not what I was expecting I can t decide if I want toive this book 2 or 3 stars I suppose a 25 would best describe how much I enjoyed the story but I ll round up to a 3 to be nice It wasn t the best book it wasn t the worst book Diviak was a STRAIGHT UP ALIEN So as far as the hotness factorthe author lost me when she described him as having NO EYEBROWS I was like NO EYEBROWS Really LOL Then his private was basically a rabbit BOB it twirled Now that was a bit much It was an interesting enough read I Portrait of a Starter: An Unhidden Story guess but I doubt I ll ever read. Just when I think nothing else couldo wrongI see her My crew and I are on a desperate mission hunting a villain but he’s always one step ahead Now we’re stuck in orbit over a primitive. Captured by the Alien Savage Galactic Mating Season #1G lunch break spending time with the This book is so ridiculous you no idea i is so ridiculous you no idea I the main character is pink This book is so ridiculous you have no idea I mean the main character is pink purple hair sort of like an overgrown buff and vibrating troll doll only prettier But the thing is the book is so ridiculous and the premise is so stupid that the book is funny so that makes it entertaining and in the end it s actually kind of enjoyable really I kid you not it s not so bad once you take it with a healthy dose of humor the sex is certainly interesting this lady sure has some imagination Well at least it was short Honestly is this what self pub has come to Giggling high schoolers How the West Was Lost: Fifty Years of Economic Folly--and the Stark Choices Ahead get together over some Jermeister or flavoured vodka and churn out a whole fucking series of bad alien abduction stories Or maybe it was written as one of those tag team deals where internet strangers et to write a chunk then pass it on Whatever it reads like a parody The pink aliens are at least uniue if ridiculous but hiding enitalia behind a carapace is anything but sexy The rossness of that concept was apparently counteracted by the fact his penis operated like a oddamned rabbit the vibrator not the animal It even buzzed fer cryin out loud Hysterical but how the hell did that even work You spin your penis at any rpm and most Moonrise guys would uickly be in the ER with a painful penis and life threatening torsion If anything is connected oh let s say like urethra seminal vesicles and fucking blood vessels that keep a body part viable you can to twisting it around and around like Linda Blair s head in The Exorcist A spinning penis Good Fallen Angel: The Passion of Fausto Coppi grief Why would these dudes be sent on such a mission if they were on the verge of a biological imperative not seen since Spock tried to hijack the Enterprise so he couldet it on with his bitchy fianc e Nope calling it something besides Pon Far did not hide the fact someone After Tamerlane: The Global History of Empire Since 1405 grew up in a family of Trekkiesirls That said at least they could spell If you dig these I had wild monkey sex with an alien stories and many do despite the embarrassing slash fiction uality of most of them at least this has laughs and a Alien Alpha general knowledge of the English languageoing for it The ability to use spellcheck and discern homonyns alone puts it above the embarrassing Brides of the Kindred series I m revising my original intent to ive one star based on humor and spelling alone Won t o higher than that because I m now fighting the urge to head to Hot Topic for bad jewelry Are malls even a thing no. He surface I can’t afford any distractions least of all a beautiful curvy human female who my body tells me is my fated mate my amavar But that’s impossible My mate can’t be human can

Marina Maddix ☆ 7 read

The rest of the series I DIDN T THINK THAT I WOULD t think that I would this book but I did It was hilarious Pink aliens come on where they do that at Diviak is the Captain of his spaceship and his looking for the princess from his planet that has been kidnapped His ship is about to crash because it et hit by an asteroid They land on Earth or Jord in search of fuel He beams into a mall and his cock leads him to his mate Jasmine LOL That s when I started laughing because no one thinks its strange that a pink man is walking around because its Halloween LOL It just ets funnier from there I loved it 25Captured by the Alien Savage by Marina Maddix Flora Dare was a freebie on I ve had it for a couple months but I picked it up and read now it because I recently noticed that all the alien romances seem to feature blue aliens On a lark I did a uick oogle search and came up with than 50 of them I even wrote a half joking blog post about it I ended that post with the uestion where s my chartreuse alien or mauve or red Well iven that two days later I happened across a I kid you not pink alien romance in my TBR I had to read itI thinkno I across a I kid you not pink alien romance in my TBR I had to read itI thinkno I fairly sure that this MUST be parody And as parody it s pretty ood It s hilarious even I mean he s a hot pink occasionally flushing to purple alien stud who features a penis with a retractable carapace that when unleashed swells in the middle vibrates AND GYRATES He can even use it as a homing device to find his mate literally being led by his cock They fuel their ship on diet coke and have to return home uickly or they ll all o into a mating frenzy and kill each other It s like all the normal alien erotica tropes on steroids As parody I call it a success If someone wrote this to be seriousum sorry This is the first book that i read from this author and i have to say i didn t enjoy it very much For once the plot of the book does not make much sense to me i et it there are a specie of aliens that are searching for their lost princess and end up in earth This particular species does have one thing called the Mot Ruom some kind of mating season that all the males have unless species does have one thing called the Mot Ruom some kind of mating season that all the males have unless are mated to their amavar their mate So this aliens are stuck in the earth with the mating season ready to begin and no way of reaching their home since the fuel in their space ship is low Their captain oes to the surface in Halloween and that was Alexandra, Gone good thinking from the autho LOL that was so silly I had to read it uick read and an entertainin. Planet called ‘Earth’ without enough fuel toet us home And worst of all every last one of us is about to o into heat That’s bad Very bad Our only hope of survival lies somewhere on ,